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</html><description>Because of the litigious world we now find ourselves in, it is with a heavy heart that Function f(x) is instituting the Terms of Service enumerated below. We do not do this of our own free will, but the overlords that run social media advertising make us do it. Alas, [&hellip;]</description></oembed>
